youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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