I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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