I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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