Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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