i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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