About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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