So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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