I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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