i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
wat bout pragnant strippers??
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
