Have you finally orgasmed yet?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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