i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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