Just mADE A PArabola og urine
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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