i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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