Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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