I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's official drugs can't kill me
Blood and glitter go together right?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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