Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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