David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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