what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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