Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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