Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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