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My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
is wine microwaveable?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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