the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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