Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
True but thats because hes a fetus.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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