The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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