You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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