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Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(443): View more from Maryland

told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...

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(989): View more from Michigan

A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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(949): View more from California

Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.

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(954): View more from Florida

stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us

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(304): View more from West Virginia

All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.

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(207): View more from Maine

I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.

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(954): View more from Florida

is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

yes. but it works for you

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