Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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