I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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