Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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