gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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