I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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