So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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