Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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