No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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