She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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