I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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