I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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