He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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