bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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