when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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