Don't you send me to vm
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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