Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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