you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Found the puke drawer
Your cock deserves a montage
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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