IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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