break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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