it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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