Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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