just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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