I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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