Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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