I need to stop coming to work sober
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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