I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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