Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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