I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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