I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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