We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We just shotgunned beers for America
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You were trust falling into bushes
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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