Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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