So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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