She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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