If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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