I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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