He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The uberlube is also flammable
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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