Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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